face rat

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A face rat is a smelly human who spends all day on Facebook like a lazy worm, looking for stupid posts to comment with dumb, perverted stuff. They love being tagged in photos of gross stuff like men with titties, women with fupas, or something that looks like a penis or a vagina.
I just saw a guy with a titty and I had to comment 'this is the best day ever' 馃槀
My face rat cousin tagged me in a photo of a man with a titty and I had to like it 馃槱
I posted a picture of my breakfast and got 17 comments from face rats.
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No face rats are the worst kind of humans who think they're perfect, but they鈥檙e actually the problem. They never admit they鈥檙e the one being toxic, even if you show them proof. They鈥檙e too dramatic and ugly to know when to stop talking.
My mom is a no face rat and she thinks I鈥檓 the problem, even though I have proof 馃槨
My boss is a no face rat and he thinks I鈥檓 being toxic, even though I鈥檓 just doing my job 馃槫
No face rats never admit they're wrong, even when they're obviously wrong.
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A face rat is a weak human who looks like a rat and acts like a pussy. You can tell they鈥檙e a pussy just by looking at their face.
My neighbor is a face rat and he looks like a rat. I know he鈥檚 a pussy.
I saw a face rat at the store and I knew he was a pussy.
My cousin is a face rat and he looks like a rat. He鈥檚 also a pussy.
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A two faced rat is a hypocrite who treats you like dirt but acts like they're the king of the world. They're terrible to people who care about them.
My ex is a two faced rat. He said he loved me, then he cheated on me.
My friend is a two faced rat. He said he would help me, then he didn鈥檛.
My teacher is a two faced rat. She said she would give me an A, then she gave me an F.
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A face rat is someone whose face looks like a rat. They have a rat face and they probably smell like one too.
My uncle is a face rat and his face looks like a rat. He also smells like one.
My friend is a face rat and his face looks like a rat. He also has a rat smell.
My neighbor is a face rat and his face looks like a rat. He probably smells like one too.
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A face rat is someone who gets so drunk they look like a rat. They lie on the floor, sniff around like a rat, and say stuff like 'I want a good night.'
I got so drunk I looked like a rat and said 'I want a good night.'
My friend got so drunk he looked like a rat and said 'I want a good night.'
I was so drunk I looked like a rat and I said 'I want a good night.'
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A face rat is a human who looks like a rat with big teeth and small eyes. They have a big overbite and small close-set eyes, just like a rat.
My cousin is a face rat and he has big teeth and small eyes.
My friend is a face rat and he has a big overbite and small close-set eyes.
My neighbor is a face rat and he looks like a rat with big teeth and small eyes.
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