face raping

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When a woman sucks your dick while you grab her head like a cocky fool and then you stand up and try to force your face into her mouth like a rabid dog.

My girl Lisa did this to me during lunch and I couldn’t stop laughing.

My cousin got face raped by his teacher during gym class.

I face raped my brother in front of his friends and he cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Leaving your computer open and letting some idiot mess with your Facebook, your messages, your ex, and your life.

My friend left her computer on and someone changed her Facebook to ‘I’m a gay man who lives in a tree.’

My mom’s computer got hacked and she posted ‘I love my dog more than my husband’ on Facebook.

My boss left his computer on and someone posted ‘I’m a pirate who steals your soul’ on his profile.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Kissing someone so long your lips turn into raw meat and your tongue feels like it’s on fire.

I kissed my crush for 10 minutes and my lips were bleeding.

My brother kissed his girlfriend for 8 minutes and couldn’t talk for a week.

I make out with my girlfriend and my lips feel like they’re on fire.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Someone steals your Facebook and changes everything, your name, your picture, your life, and you don’t even know what hit you.

My friend’s Facebook got hacked and her name was changed to ‘Fartman.’

My sister’s Facebook was taken over and her profile picture was a dog wearing a crown.

My dad’s Facebook was hacked and he posted ‘I am the king of the world’ 50 times.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Getting or giving a face rape while you’re drunk, wasted, or too high to care, and you don’t have the power to stop it.

I got face raped by my friend at a party and I couldn’t even move.

My brother face raped his friend while they were both wasted.

I face raped my mom and she didn’t even notice.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Someone jumps on you and kisses your whole face, not just your lips, and you feel like you got attacked by a smooch monster.

My friend got face raped by his crush and he was crying.

My cousin kissed my face and I couldn’t breathe for 10 minutes.

I face raped my brother and he screamed like a girl.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Someone logs on to your computer when you're not looking and changes your Facebook status to something embarrassing or weird.

My friend’s Facebook status got changed to ‘I eat soup for breakfast’ by her brother.

My mom’s Facebook status was changed to ‘I am a dragon who lives in the fridge.’

My dad’s Facebook status was changed to ‘I am a robot who hates Mondays.’

by Slangipedia 3d ago