face rape

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When you bolt out of your classroom or office like a coward and forget to lock your computer, and some freak decides to trash your Facebook wall, change your sexual orientation to ‘unicorn’ and spam your groups with nonsense.
My PC was open and some idiot changed my dating profile to ‘available for cuddles and tea’
I came back to find my ex had posted ‘I still love you’ on my wall 100 times
Somebody added my mom to my group chats and she started yelling at people
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you get your mouth stuffed with someone else’s tongue while you’re drunk and too wasted to do anything about it.
He kissed me while I was drunk and I couldn’t even move
She put her tongue in my mouth like I was her last meal
He kept licking my face like I was a bowl of ice cream
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When some weirdo writes so much on your wall that it looks like a war zone and your Facebook page starts to crumble from all the nonsense.
My wall was full of weird messages and it looked like a war had broken out
Somebody wrote 500 comments on my wall and my phone started smoking
My Facebook page was so cluttered I couldn’t even see my profile picture
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a guy is so obsessed with your face that he leans in like he’s about to kiss you and his butt is so close it feels like a personal space invasion.
He leaned in so close I could smell his lunch
His face was right in mine and his butt was in my face
He hovered over me like a weirdo and I couldn’t breathe
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you grab another football player’s helmet and yank it off during a game like you’re trying to get him thrown out of the game, and you’re too loud for anyone to care.
I took the helmet off his head like he was a baby
I ripped his helmet off and he fell down like a sack of potatoes
I pulled his helmet off and the whole team started laughing at him
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a guy stares at you like he’s trying to strip you with his eyes and you can’t even escape because he’s blocking your way.
He looked at me like he could undress me with his eyes
He was staring at me so intensely I felt like he was touching me
He blocked my path and I had nowhere to run
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you kiss someone for so long your lips start to hurt like they’ve been chewed by a dog.
We kissed for ten minutes and my lips were raw
He kissed me so much my lips were bleeding
We were making out and my lips got so chapped I looked like a desert
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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