Face Puppet

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The creepy, saggy lines around your mouth that look like they were drawn by a drunk kid with a marker. Only old people and people who smoke like they're trying to die get these.
My grandpa's face puppet looks like it was used to torture a raccoon.
That guy at the bar has a face puppet that could scare a ghost.
My mom's face puppet makes me want to take a nap and a laxative.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A puppet with a mouth so juicy and inviting, it makes you want to slap it. Also used to call someone a fumbling, clumsy lover who only knows how to jerk off.
Your face puppet is so good, I’m considering adopting it as my new sibling.
He called me a face puppet and then asked me to buy him coffee.
That guy’s face puppet is so good, I almost did a face puppet myself.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A fake name used to trick the internet into thinking you're someone cooler than you actually are. Also used when you can't be bothered to use your real name.
My face puppet is ‘GamerBro99’ and it's the worst.
She used a face puppet to sign up for dating apps and now she has 12 boyfriends.
He used a face puppet and now he’s getting messages from a guy who thinks he's a woman.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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