face-punking

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Making fake Facebook profiles of people who are famous in your friend group but not on Facebook. Then you message and post stuff that’s so gross and rude it makes them want to unfriend you. Your goal is to make them look like total losers.
I made a fake profile of my ex’s best friend and told him he was a f***ing idiot.
I posted a wall message that said, 'You look like a f***ing hot dog in this photo.'
I messaged my uncle and told him his jokes were so bad they should be banned.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When someone is so embarrassed they can't think of anything else to say, this is the phrase they use to shut you up.
'Face-punking!' he yelled when I told him his dog ate his homework.
She said 'face-punking!' after I posted her old middle school pictures.
He yelled 'face-punking!' when I told him his mom was in the audience.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A person who loves to tease, mock, and make other people’s lives miserable. They laugh in your face and give you the worst kind of grief.
My neighbor is a face-punker. He laughs at me every time I walk by.
My brother is a face-punker. He teases me about my bad haircut all the time.
My teacher is a face-punker. She calls me 'dumbbutt' every day.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A super strong version of a punk. They’re the kind of person who starts a fight in a bar and then beats you up with their bare hands.
The face-punker in the bar started a fight with my dad and broke his nose.
He challenged me to a fight and then kicked my butt in front of everyone.
She walked into the bar, said 'face-punking,' and then beat up the whole table.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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