face punch

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You slam your fist into someone's face so hard, their eyes look like they’re about to cry for help.
My cousin hit my uncle so hard, his eye looked like it was trying to escape.
At school, Jake face-punched the principal and got suspended for life.
I face-punched my brother for eating my last slice of pizza.
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You punch someone in the face because you're either high or you're just that mad.
My friend face-punched his mom because she wouldn’t let him play video games.
I face-punched my math teacher after he gave me a 100% on a test I failed.
My dog face-punched my sister for stealing his toy.
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A mess of punch juice stuck on someone’s face, like they dipped their face in a fruit punch explosion.
My sister’s face looked like a fruit punch explosion after she drank too much.
My brother’s face looked like a fruit punch disaster after he got hit with a punch cup.
My mom’s face looked like a punch face after she got hit by a punch machine.
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The kind of face you see on someone who you want to punch because they’re an idiot.
My teacher had a face-punch face when I failed the test.
My friend had a face-punch face when he spilled punch on my shirt.
My dad had a face-punch face when I broke his favorite lamp.
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A face that looks so stupid, it makes you want to punch it until it stops being stupid.
My brother’s face looked so stupid, I face-punched him for no reason.
My sister’s face looked like it was trying to be stupid, so I face-punched her.
My cousin’s face looked like a punch face after he failed the test.
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You cover your face in hot sauce and punch a box of noodles like it’s your enemy.
I covered my face in hot sauce and punch a box of noodles like it was my enemy.
My brother covered his face in chili and punch a box of noodles into the air.
My sister covered her face in hot sauce and punch a box of noodles for no reason.
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A phrase from Jenna Marbles when she would rather punch a box of noodles and cover her face in chili than clean her room.
Jenna Marbles would rather punch a box of noodles than clean her room.
Jenna Marbles face-punched a box of noodles because her room was a disaster.
Jenna Marbles covered her face in chili and punch a box of noodles into the air.
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