Face Problem

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A person who looks like they were hit by a truck and then left in a garbage can. Also used for people who seem to have the worst luck ever, like when the whole world is fine but they're the only one getting roasted.
My cousin got fired and got a dog bite. He has a face problem.
She dropped her phone in soup. Classic face problem.
He got stuck in a toilet. That’s a face problem.
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A human who looks like they were born in a trash can and then stepped on by a cow. Also a term for someone who seems to be cursed by the universe.
He ate a whole pie and it was expired. Face problem confirmed.
She got picked last in gym class. Face problem.
He got a tattoo of a chicken and it’s terrible. Face problem.
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When someone looks so bad it’s like they tried to be a monster but failed. Not just a little ugly, but full-on nightmare face.
He wore a sock on his head and it was still ugly. Face problem.
She tried to do a nose ring and it looked like a war zone. Face problem.
He looked like he had been in a car crash and then a fire. Face problem.
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