Face pro quo

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You post a stupid comment or like a friend's post just so they'll do the same to you. It's like a dirty little deal. You're both being cheap and fake.

'That dog is cute!' (while your dog is currently eating your homework)

'You look like a wizard!' (because you're wearing a hat from the 80s)

'I’m so proud of your life!’ (while your life is a mess)

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You act nice on social media just so your friend will do the same. It's like you're both in a bad bargain. No one wants to be the last one to comment.

'That pizza looks amazing!' (while you're still eating cereal for dinner)

'You look like a rockstar!' (because you're wearing pajamas)

'That trip was epic!' (while your trip was just a 10-minute walk)

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You comment or like a post just so your friend will do the same. It's like you're both trying to out-sucky each other. No one wants to be the last one to look bad.

'That photo is legendary!' (while your photo is just your face in a toaster)

'You look like a king!' (because you're wearing a shirt from 2004)

'That post is amazing!' (while your post is just 'I'm alive')

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You do something stupid on social media just so your friend will do the same. It's like you're both trying to win a stupid game. No one wants to be the last one to look dumb.

'That movie was awesome!' (while you watched it on your phone in the bathroom)

'You look like a superhero!' (because you're wearing a shirt from your mom's closet)

'That trip was the best ever!' (while your trip was just a 10-minute walk)

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You comment or like a post just to make your friend do the same. It's like you're both in a stupid competition. No one wants to be the last one to look like an idiot.

'That post is amazing!' (while your post is 'I’m alive')

'You look like a god!' (because you're wearing pajamas)

'That photo is legendary!' (while your photo is just your face in a toaster)

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You act nice on social media just so your friend will do the same. It's like you're both trying to be the best at being fake. No one wants to be the last one to look like a dork.

'That dog is cute!' (while your dog is currently eating your homework)

'You look like a wizard!' (because you're wearing a hat from the 80s)

'That trip was epic!' (while your trip was just a 10-minute walk)

by Slangipedia 13d ago