face pounding

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Using a video call to show off your junk while you jerk off like a baby with a lollipop.

Skyping my cousin while I fingerbang like it's the Super Bowl.

FaceTiming my ex while I thumb myself to sleep.

Video calling my mom while I fingerbang and she yells at me for being naked.

When your face gets so fat it looks like a donut and you’re basically a walking billboard for junk food.

My uncle looks like a donut with a mustache and a belt.

My grandma’s face is so round it could hold a pizza.

That guy on TV looks like he swallowed a bag of chips.

Drinking so much you look like you got hit by a truck and your face is now a pancake.

My buddy drank 12 beers and his face is now a pancake.

I drank so much I thought I was going to lose my face forever.

My cousin’s face is so pounded it looks like it was beaten by a donkey.