face-pooping

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When you log on to Facebook like a damn fool while your poop is happening and your butt is screaming.
I was FacePooping while my pants were soaked and my mom was yelling at me.
He FacePooped during the big test and got a zero.
She FacePooped in the middle of a Zoom call and everyone saw her business.
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George Sorial, the king of butt stuff, also known as booty, because he's got the best behind.
George Sorial is the king of booty, and he knows it.
Booty is the best, and George Sorial is the best.
George Sorial is booty, and he's proud.
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The face kids make when they're pooping, like they just saw a ghost and it was their grandma.
She made the face of someone who saw a ghost and it was their grandma.
He looked like he had just been told his dog died.
The kid’s face was like he just ate a whole pizza and it was soggy.
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If you're reading this, I'm going to chop you up like a chicken and throw your pieces in the trash.
If you're reading this, I'm going to chop you up like a chicken.
I'm going to cut you into pieces and feed them to the dogs.
If you're reading this, I'm coming for you, fatty.
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A nickname for a boss, like the boss of the whole damn world.
He's the boss of the whole damn world.
She's the boss of everything and everyone.
That guy is the boss, and he knows it.
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When you sit around all day with a face like you just got a wedgie from the devil.
He sat there like he just got a wedgie from the devil.
She looked like the devil just gave her a wedgie.
They were sitting like they had been tortured by the devil.
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A great word to describe a friend when they're being a total jackass and you're trying to stay cool.
My friend is a total jackass, and I'm trying to stay cool.
She's being a jackass, and I'm being cool.
He's the jackass, and I'm the cool one.
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