Face Pony

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A lesbian who only wants to get laid and doesn’t care if the other woman leaves right after. She’s like a sexual buffet and doesn’t want any lasting relationships.
My ex was a face pony and left me hanging after one night.
She said she was a face pony and only wanted the best.
I asked her if she was a face pony and she said, 'You know it.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A word that makes people confused and angry. It’s like being called a f***ing idiot by a confused president.
My teacher said face pony is a weird insult and I didn’t get it.
My dad called me a face pony and I had no idea what that meant.
I asked my friend what face pony meant and he just said, 'Don’t ask.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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What a brain-dead person says when they get an answer they weren’t expecting. Like when someone tells you a joke and you just say, 'What?'
He said, 'What?' after I told him I was going to college.
She asked, 'What?' when I said I was a face pony.
My dog said, 'What?' after I told him I was rich.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who says dumb things and forgets what he’s doing. He’s like a walking joke who forgets his own jokes.
Joe Biden said, 'I don’t know what a face pony is.'
He told me he was a face pony and forgot what it meant.
He called me a face pony and then forgot what it meant.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Someone who lies about being in a group that picks people to help with politics. They’re fake and lazy.
He said he was in a caucus and I didn’t believe him.
She lied about being in a caucus and got caught.
My mom said she was in a caucus and she wasn’t.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A stupid f***ing piece of s***. It’s like being called the worst thing ever by someone who has no brain.
He called me a face pony and I said, 'You’re a dumb f***ing piece of s***.'
She said, 'Face pony? I’m a dumb f***ing piece of s***.'
My friend called me a face pony and I said, 'You’re a dumb f***ing piece of s***.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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