face plug

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When two people stand nose to nose like they’re about to punch each other, they stare like they’re trying to see into each other’s souls while yelling their guts out. It’s like a face-to-face screaming match but with more blushing and less sense.
My cousin and her friend had a face plug in the mall because she spilled coffee on her shirt.
My mom and my aunt had a face plug during Thanksgiving because my mom called my aunt a 'fat blob.'
My brother and his friend did a face plug in the school hallway because they had a bet about who could yell louder.
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It’s like a full-blown yelling contest where people get right in each other’s faces, spit on each other, and make ridiculous faces like they’re trying to out-embarrass the other person.
My sister and her friend had a face plug in the kitchen because my sister said her friend was 'uglier than a used sock.'
My dad and his brother did a face plug at the family reunion because they both said they were the best at chess.
My friend and I had a face plug during lunch because I said her hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.
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Face plug is when two people get so close they might as well be married, they yell at each other like they’re in a fight, and make exaggerated faces like they’re in a bad horror movie.
My neighbor and her friend had a face plug in the park because her friend said her dog was 'smelly and annoying.'
My teacher and my friend had a face plug during class because my friend said my teacher's voice was 'like a donkey in a blender.'
My brother and his friend had a face plug in the living room because they both said they were the best at video games.
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