face pirate

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When you hit someone in the face with a squirty thing but only get one eye. It burns like hell and she screams like a banshee while covering her eye.
I tried to aim, but I missed. She looked like a mad pirate with one eye burning.
She screamed so loud I thought the neighbors called the cops.
Her eye looked like it was on fire, and she was making a pirate face like she was on a ship in the middle of a storm.
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When a guy yells like a pirate and then shoots cum in your eye. It’s like a pirate movie, but with real cum and real pain.
He screamed like he was dying and then shot cum in my eye. I was blinded by cum and rage.
He said ‘Arrrrrg’ and then I got cum in my eye. I was so mad I almost threw him overboard.
He looked like a pirate, but instead of a sword, he had a cum shooter.
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Making a face so ugly it looks like a pirate. It’s contagious and can spread like a virus.
She made a face so ugly I thought she was a pirate who had been cursed.
He made a face that looked like a pirate who had been buried in the sea for years.
Her face looked like a pirate who had eaten a whole ship.
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When you shoot cum in someone’s face and hit their eye. They scream like a pirate and might need a patch.
He shot cum in my face, hit my eye, and I screamed like a pirate. I needed an eye patch for a week.
She got hit in the eye and screamed like she was being attacked by a kraken.
He shot cum in her eye and she was so mad she needed a patch.
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When you’re so drunk you can only see with one eye. It’s like being a pirate who lost an eye in a battle.
He was so drunk he could only see with one eye. He looked like a pirate who lost a fight.
She was drunk and had to cover her other eye. It looked like she was wearing an eye patch.
He was drunk and could only see with one eye. He looked like a pirate who had been buried alive.
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When you’re so drunk you can only see with one eye. It’s like being a pirate who got hit by a cannon.
He was so drunk he could only see with one eye. He looked like a pirate who got hit by a cannon.
She was drunk and had to use an eye patch. It looked like she was on a pirate ship.
He was so drunk he could only see with one eye. He looked like a pirate who had been thrown overboard.
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