face pile

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You’re on the floor like a dead bug and someone shits all over your face like it’s a toilet.

My cousin face piled me during a Fortnite battle royale. I got a crown and a poop on my face.

At the park, my dog face piled me because he thought I was a treat.

During lunch, my friend face piled me and I had to eat a taco with poop on it.

You’re flat as a pancake and someone dumps a big load of crap on your face like it’s a birthday party.

My brother face piled me at the dinner table. My mom was too busy laughing to help me.

My friend face piled me during a video call. My boss saw it and I got a warning.

During a dance battle, my rival face piled me and I had to leave the stage.

You’re lying there like a sack of potatoes and someone shits on your face like it’s their job.

At school, my teacher face piled me for not doing my homework. I got a B and a poop.

During a sleepover, my friend face piled me and I had to sleep in a pool.

At the mall, a stranger face piled me and I got a free cookie.