Face pelt

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Face pelt is a total mess. He acts like a drunk toddler. He runs around screaming and throws things at people for no reason.

He threw a shoe at my mom during her yoga class.

He screamed in my uncle's face at a wedding.

He bit a pizza delivery man and ran away.

Face pelt is a madman who loves to bother people. He does stupid stuff like calling people at 3 a. m. and laughing like a maniac.

He called my dad's boss and said he was a donkey.

He texted my mom’s best friend and said she had a lice infestation.

He called my brother’s math teacher and asked if she had a crush on him.

Face pelt is a walking disaster. He does crazy stuff like rolling on the floor and yelling at the ceiling like it owes him money.

He rolled on the floor during my sister's birthday party.

He yelled at the ceiling and said it was being mean to him.

He did a dance on the floor and screamed about being wronged.

Face pelt is a maniac who loves to make people mad. He does dumb stuff like hitting his head and making prank calls to random people.

He hit his head on the floor and called my grandma’s pet turtle.

He made a prank call to my cousin’s math teacher and said she had a beard.

He hit his head and told my brother’s friend that he was a vampire.

Face pelt is a crazy person who does weird stuff. He talks to the ceiling, rolls on the floor, and yells at people for no reason.

He talked to the ceiling and said it was being mean to him.

He rolled on the floor and screamed at my mom's cat.

He yelled at my dad’s neighbor and said he had a bad haircut.

Face pelt is a troublemaker who acts like a kid who never grew up. He throws things, yells, and makes prank calls to everyone he sees.

He threw a sock at my brother and said it was a gift.

He called my mom’s friend and said she was a robot.

He yelled at my dad’s brother and said he had a monster in his pants.