face pawn

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When you log on to Facebook just to find someone who likes the same stupid junk you want to throw out.

I just face pawned my ex because she still likes my old playlist.

He face pawned me for my old sneakers. I was mad.

She face pawned me for my expired coupon. I called her a waste of space.

Using Facebook like a weapon to get rid of stuff you no longer want, even if it means dealing with people you hate.

I face pawned my mom for my old iPhone. She cried.

He face pawned me for my old pizza. I told him to go eat trash.

She face pawned me for my broken watch. I said she was a loser.

When you're too lazy to throw something away, so you find someone on Facebook who still likes it and hope they take it.

I face pawned my brother for my old shirt. He took it and laughed.

She face pawned me for my old soda. I told her I’d drink it if she paid me.

He face pawned me for my old shoes. I said he was a fool.

You use Facebook like a dump truck to offload your old junk onto someone else who still likes it.

I face pawned my cousin for my old hat. He wore it and made a fool of me.

She face pawned me for my old game. I told her I’d beat her at it.

He face pawned me for my old jeans. I said they were a disgrace.

When you’re too cheap to throw something out, so you find someone who still likes it and beg them to take it.

I face pawned my friend for my old book. He took it and said it was trash.

She face pawned me for my old drink. I told her I’d drink it if she paid me.

He face pawned me for my old pen. I said he was a failure.

You use Facebook like a middle schooler who can’t handle being sad, so you find someone who likes your old junk and hope they take it.

I face pawned my sister for my old toy. She took it and said I was a baby.

He face pawned me for my old snack. I told him I’d eat it if he paid me.

She face pawned me for my old pencil. I said she was a waste of paper.