Face Pasta’d

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You get so drunk you have to slap pasta in your face like a toddler who didn't get their way.

I Face Pasta’d at the bar and ended up eating my shirt.

My cousin Face Pasta’d and tried to eat the table.

I Face Pasta’d so hard I got pasta in my hair and my pants.

You’re so wasted you have to stuff pasta into your face like it’s your last meal before prison.

I Face Pasta’d and ended up eating my friend’s hair.

At the party, I Face Pasta’d and fell off the couch.

I Face Pasta’d so bad I got pasta in my ears.

You’re so smashed you have to force pasta into your face like it’s your ex and you’re trying to make peace.

I Face Pasta’d and cried into my soup.

My brother Face Pasta’d and tried to eat the ceiling fan.

I Face Pasta’d and got pasta in my nose and my mouth.