Face Panini

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A face panini is when someone goes in for a kiss, but then they get stuck in a meat grinder made of legs and thighs.
My cousin tried a face panini and came out looking like a cooked hot dog.
He said it was the best meal of his life, then he threw up.
She did a face panini and didn’t even flinch when I called her a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A face panini is when someone’s face gets squished like a burger patty between two sweaty legs.
He got a face panini and said it was like eating a greasy breakfast.
She did a face panini and laughed so hard she cried.
My friend got a face panini and now he smells like a gym sock.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A face panini is when someone’s face gets the VIP treatment by being crushed between two legs like it’s the best seat in the house.
He got a face panini and said it was the most expensive meal he ever had.
She did a face panini and said it was like getting a full body massage.
My brother got a face panini and now he’s stuck with the smell for a week.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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