Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Screaming your cum all over someone’s face like a feral animal.

My cousin face painted my dog during the family reunion. The dog ran away crying.

I face painted my teacher after he failed me on purpose.

My mom face painted my dad when he forgot their anniversary.

2

Make-up, but way more gross and way more fun.

She wore face paint to the prom and looked like a clown who got hit by a truck.

He did his face paint in the bathroom and scared the entire school.

My sister’s face paint was so bad, the principal banned it.

3

Cum on your face, but it’s colored and smells like regret.

He face painted me with green cum and I still smell it.

My friend’s face paint was so bad, he looked like a sick alien.

She face painted her brother with blue cum and he cried like a baby.

4

You blow your load on a girl’s face and then use your cock as a paintbrush to draw all over her face like she’s a canvas.

He face painted his girlfriend so hard, she had a tattoo of cum on her face.

My friend face painted his crush and now they’re dating.

He face painted his ex and she still hates him.

5

Putting fake stuff on someone’s profile to make them look silly or cool, depending on your mood.

He face painted his crush’s profile with fake diamonds and she thought he was rich.

My friend face painted his teacher’s profile with a unicorn and it got him suspended.

I face painted my mom’s profile with a cat and now she thinks I’m weird.

6

Getting cum splashed all over your face by a guy who thinks he’s tough.

My brother got face painted by his crush and now he’s a total faggot.

I got face painted by my crush and I still have cum on my face.

He got face painted by his dad and now he hates him.

7

Getting your face covered in poop like it’s a crime scene and you’re the victim.

She got face painted with poop and now she smells like a toilet.

He got face painted with poop and now he eats it for breakfast.

I got face painted with poop and now my face is a disaster.