face on a stick

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A girl with a face that looks like it was painted by a toddler, but still thinks she's hot because she starved herself into a skeleton.

She posted a selfie with a caption: 'Look at this masterpiece. I ate a salad for breakfast.'

Her friend said, 'You look like a ghost who got hit by a blender.'

She replied to a compliment with, 'I’m not fat. I’m just not finished being beautiful yet.'

A girl who has a face that looks like it was stolen from a clown, but she’s too skinny to be a real person.

She DM’d someone: 'I’m not ugly. I’m just in the process of becoming a statue.'

Her mom said, 'If you don’t eat, you’ll be a face on a stick for life.'

She posted a before-and-after photo: 'From hot girl to hot stick.'

A girl with a face that could scare a horse, but she thinks it’s charming because she’s too thin to be real.

She told her boyfriend, 'I’d rather look like a ghost than a blob.'

Her brother texted her: 'You look like you were stuck in a blender.'

She posted a status: 'I’m not a failure. I’m just a work in progress.'