Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone acts like a total idiot or messes up so bad you can’t help but laugh at them like they’re a broken robot.

Bro spilled his whole coffee on his shirt and still tried to act cool.

My friend tried to sing and it sounded like a goat with a sore throat.

She tripped over her own feet and still said ‘I’m fine’.

2

When you actually talk to someone in real life instead of just typing at them like they’re a text message.

I had to face on my crush and he said ‘hi’ like I was a weirdo.

My mom face on me and asked why I had glitter in my hair.

I face on my teacher and got in trouble for eating pizza in class.

3

Going after something like a maniac, especially when it’s alcohol. Like you’re trying to kill it with a drink.

‘Shots to the face!’ I screamed like I was a warrior in a battle.

He drank the whole bottle of vodka like it owed him money.

She chugged the beer and said ‘I am the face of drinking’.

4

When you smoke a whole big blunt by yourself like you’re the only one who matters.

He smoked the whole blunt and still said he wasn’t high.

She inhaled like it was her last breath and didn’t stop until it was gone.

He smoked the blunt and the whole room smelled like a gym after a workout.

5

When you sit on someone’s face like it’s a throne and you’re the king.

He sat on my face like I was a chair and said ‘this is my throne’.

She sat on his face and he screamed like he was being attacked by a bear.

They sat on each other’s faces and it was the weirdest thing ever.

6

When you do something that makes zero sense, like talking to a wall when you’re already mad.

He yelled at the ceiling like it was his boss.

She started crying and then started talking to her shoes.

He threw his phone at the wall and then started laughing.

7

When something happens that’s so weird or gross, people shout it in your face like they’re trying to make you vomit.

He walked in with a giant sandwich and people yelled ‘face on’ like it was a crime.

She said something weird and everyone laughed in her face.

He did a weird dance and people screamed ‘face on’ like it was the end of the world.