face of wisdom

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A messy and usually delicious way to have sex. One person squats and shoves their butt hole right in front of the other person’s face and dumps a big pile of poop on them. A pro can make it look like they’ve got a full beard, a mustache, and even a fake nose made of poop.

My boyfriend pooped on my face so hard I got a facial.

She covered my face in poop and called it a spa day.

He pooped on my face so much I had to take a shower in the middle of the park.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you love someone so much you poop on their face. It’s like a hug, but with poop. You can do it with a full beard of poop or just a little smudge.

I pooped on my girlfriend’s face because I love her.

He pooped on my face during a Zoom call and it was awesome.

I did the face of wisdom to my brother and he cried.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A fancy way of saying someone pooped all over your face. It’s like a surprise party but with poop. You can get a full facial or just a smidge.

She pooped on my face and called it a surprise party.

He pooped on my face during lunch and I got a detention.

My friend pooped on my face and it was the best day ever.

by Slangipedia 4d ago