Face Nut

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Your girlfriend makes you cum all over her face, then she wipes it off and slaps you with your own nut like you’re a dumbass who doesn’t know how to do things right.

My girl made me cum on her face like I was a toddler and then used my nut to hit me. Classic.

She let me cum on her face, then wiped it and used my nut to slap me. I was so confused.

My girlfriend made me cum on her face and then used my nut to slap me. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The best way to drop your nut is on someone’s face. It’s like throwing your cum in their face and telling them they’re a loser.

I dropped my nut on his face and told him he was a loser. He cried.

She dropped my nut on her brother’s face and he ran out of the room.

I dropped my nut on my mom’s face and she said I was a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When someone gets totally beat up, humiliated, and feels like everyone is laughing at them.

He got face nutted in front of everyone and now he’s crying like a baby.

She got face nutted by her ex and now she’s hiding in her room.

My brother got face nutted by the whole school and he’s never coming back.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Someone who is completely crazy, like they live in a trash can and eat socks for breakfast.

My neighbor is a face nut. He thinks he’s a superhero and lives in a trash can.

My teacher is a face nut. She eats socks and thinks she’s a queen.

My dog is a face nut. He chases his tail and barks at the moon.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The face you make when you’re blowing your load and you think you’re the king of the world.

I made the face nut when I cummed all over my shirt and thought I was a king.

She did the face nut when she cummed and thought she was a queen.

He made the face nut when he cummed and told everyone he was the best.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you look like a bald fag, and your face looks like it was hit by a cum truck.

My face looks like a bald fag after I got face nutted by my girlfriend.

He looked like a bald fag after his face got hit with cum.

She looked like a bald fag after she got face nutted by her ex.

by Slangipedia 14d ago