face nest

My face nest is so bad, my dog won't eat my leftovers anymore.

He came out of jail and looked like a raccoon had a party on his face.

My face nest is so thick, I could hide a squirrel in there.

My face nest is why my ex dumped me and my cat.

He had a face nest so bad, his mom called the cops.

She said my face nest was worse than her brother's middle school report card.

I let my face nest grow so my enemy would have to fight me in the dark.

He looked like he had been trapped in a beard for a year.

My face nest is so bad, it could trap a whole gang.

My mirror cries every morning because of my face nest.

He looked like the mirror had a nightmare and drew it on his face.

Her face nest made the mirror break last week.

My face nest has a life of its own and it hates me.

He said his face nest was plotting against him.

Her face nest is so alive, it eats breakfast every day.

I wouldn’t touch his face nest if it paid me.

Her face nest is so bad, it could make a mountain of trash look clean.

He had a face nest so bad, it scared off the whole neighborhood.