Face Naked

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When your face is as plain as a plate of burnt toast and you have zero makeup to hide your sins.
My face was so naked, I looked like I had been run over by a truck of glitter.
She showed up to the party with no makeup and got called a ghost.
He tried to flirt with no face paint on and it was like watching a frog try to dance.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a man is so bald and clean-shaved, you can see his soul through his face like it's a window.
He was so face naked, I could see his brain through his forehead.
This guy had a face naked so clean, I thought he was a statue.
He went face naked for a year and now everyone calls him the human mirror.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you show up to a dog fight, then go home and take a selfie of your face while you're naked and it’s just a disaster.
He went to a dog fight, then took a face naked selfie and it looked like a war zone.
She went to a dog fight, came home, and took a face naked selfie that was worse than the fight.
He went to a dog fight, came home, and his face naked selfie was so bad, it got a standing ovation.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you take a selfie of just your face, and you barely even smile with your teeth showing like you’re annoyed.
She took a face naked selfie and it was like she was mad at the world.
He took a face naked selfie and it looked like he just got yelled at by his mom.
That face naked selfie was so boring, I fell asleep looking at it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When your face is so smooth, you could slide a piece of bread across it and it would be like a pizza.
He was so face naked, I could slide a sandwich across his face and it would be a meal.
She had a face naked so clean, I could eat it for breakfast.
That guy was face naked so smooth, I thought he was a marble.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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