face muffler

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when a girl with a big butt leans back and lets out a loud fart right in your face

She sat down next to me and let one rip like I was her new best friend.

He was talking to her, and then she farted in his face like it was a surprise party.

I tried to ignore her, but she farted in my face like I was her personal toilet.

when a girl with a huge butt sits down and farts so loud it feels like she’s blowing out birthday candles

She farted so loud I thought her butt was on fire.

He was mid-sentence when she farted in his face like it was a new beginning.

I was eating and she farted in my face like it was a dare.

when a girl with a big butt drops her pants and farts in your face like you owe her money

She pulled down her pants and let one rip in my face like I was her debt collector.

He was about to ask her out when she farted in his face like it was a deal breaker.

I was trying to be cool, but she farted in my face like I was her new best friend.