face-mode

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When Facebook has taken over your brain so bad you can't even remember your own face until you click logout and it feels like a religious experience.

I logged out of Facebook just to remember I exist. It was like I died for 10 minutes.

My mom called me and I didn't realize she was talking to me until I logged out of Facebook.

I took a shower and forgot my face was there until I logged out of Facebook.

When someone owns you so hard they might as well have your brain in a jar and your soul is their lunch.

My boss owns me. I eat lunch and he eats my soul.

My girlfriend owns me. I'm basically her side dish.

My dog owns me. I live in the park now and I don't even remember my own name.