Face Mob

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A face mob is a squad of guys who line up for head job after head job. It’s like a buffet, but for your face.
Bro, I joined the face mob last week and I’ve already gotten 12 blowjobs.
My face mob is so good, my mom thinks I’m working at a strip club.
The face mob hit me like a bus, and I didn’t even get a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A face mob is the basic cartoon face you see on goofy characters, like in anime or on a mob from Mob Psycho 100. It’s so plain, it’s like the face of a sad potato.
I posted a picture of a cartoon girl with a mob face, and it went viral on 4chan.
My crush has a mob face, and it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
I drew my dog with a mob face, and now it looks like it’s about to cry.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A face mob is when someone looks like a gangster, even if they’re just walking to the store. Their face is like a billboard that says ‘I’m dangerous’.
My neighbor has a face mob, and I think he’s going to rob me.
My teacher has a face mob, and I’m scared to ask for extra credit.
My brother’s face mob is so intense, he scared the mailman.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A face mob is when your face looks like it was hit by a truck and then left in the sun. It’s the ugliest face you can imagine, and it’s shared by everyone.
My face mob is so bad, my dog won’t look at me anymore.
I got a face mob after eating 10 tacos and crying.
My sister’s face mob is so bad, it’s like a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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