Face Melting

When something so amazing, scary, or ridiculous hits you so hard that you forget where you are, what time it is, and maybe even that you have a face. It’s so strong it can make you ignore pain, like when you get hit with a face-melting slap from a guy who’s been smoking for 20 years.

When you trip on acid and your brain starts thinking your face is a lava lamp and your nose is a melting chocolate bar. You probably won’t remember anything after that, but it’ll be worth it.

What shadow priests do to your face in World of Warcraft. They hit you so hard that your face looks like it’s been squashed by a giant meat grinder. It’s so brutal that even your face screams for mercy.

When you get so high or stoned that your face looks like it’s been dipped in lava and then stepped on. It’s like your face is trying to escape your head.

A cheap bong made from a plastic bottle that hits you with so much smoke that your face feels like it’s been burned by a dragon. It’s like your face is melting into your soul.

A legendary battle from the World of Warcraft forums where shadow priests made everyone’s face look like it had been cooked in a microwave. It became a thing so big that people still use it to describe anyone who beats them up.

What happens when you get owned in a fight by a shadow priest. They hit you so hard that your face is like a hot dog in a microwave. It’s so bad you’ll probably cry.