Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You yell this when you want a bunch of strangers to dump their jizz all over you like you’re a damn buffet.

'FACE ME!' I screamed as 5 guys threw their cum at me like I was a pizza.

'I’m not leaving this party until someone face me.'

He ran into the room yelling 'FACE ME!' and got drenched in cum.

2

You say this to someone when you want to be best friends so you can spam them with stupid selfies.

'Add me on Facebook or I’ll send you a selfie at 3 AM.'

'FACE ME on Facebook so I can stalk you.'

He said 'FACE ME' and then sent me a photo of a cat wearing sunglasses.

3

This is the look a woman gives you when she’s about to come and you know you did something right.

She gave me that face me look and I knew I was doing good.

He saw her face me look and instantly got hard.

She gave me that face me look and I almost came in my pants.

4

This is the face of someone who looks like they just stepped out of a trash can and you want to punch them for being so ugly.

He had that face me look and I wanted to punch him so bad.

She saw his face me face and ran out of the room.

Jack Nicholson has that face me face and it’s terrifying.

5

This is when you give someone head and it feels like you're eating a giant pile of cum.

I gave him a face me and it felt like I was eating a giant cum sandwich.

She did a face me and I almost passed out from how good it was.

He said 'face me' and I did it like it was my job.

6

This is the face of a woman who is hot enough to make you want to spray cum on her like she’s a cake.

She had that face me look and I wanted to spray cum on her face.

He looked at her face me face and instantly got hard.

Her face me face was so good I almost came in my pants.

7

This is when someone gives you the look of someone who just got told they’re a total idiot.

He gave me that face me look and I knew I was a total idiot.

She looked at me with that face me look and I wanted to die.

He gave me that face me look like I’d just insulted his mom.