face masking

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#doggie style#nose grab#cheapskate

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When you grab your partner's nose with your fingers and go at it like a dog in heat, but you’re too cheap to buy lube.
My cousin did this at the family reunion and got kicked out of the pool.
He tried to do it in the grocery store and got yelled at by a Karen.
My dog tried to do this to my mom and she screamed like a banshee.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A piece of fabric you put on your face so you don’t get sick, but some people think it’s a personal attack and scream about their rights like they’re on trial.
My aunt yelled at the store for making her wear one.
My neighbor called the cops because he didn’t want to wear it.
My dad said it was a ‘freedom tax’ and refused to put it on.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A thing doctors wear to stop germs, but some people think it’s a conspiracy to take their freedom and they go on social media to complain about it like it’s the end of the world.
My cousin posted a rant about it on TikTok and got 10 likes.
My uncle called it a ‘face invasion’ and refused to wear it.
My mom said it was a ‘government plot’ and didn’t wear it to work.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A cool thing to wear, but some girls think it’s a fashion statement and take selfies with it like they’re in a fashion show and they expect everyone to like it.
My friend posted a snap of herself wearing it and got 5 likes.
My sister did a story about it and said it was ‘viral’.
My cousin posted it on Instagram and got 2 likes.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When a bunch of guys cum on each other’s face like they’re doing a group project and no one cares about the mess.
My friend’s group did this in the park and got kicked out.
My cousin’s friends did this in the car and the smell was terrible.
My brother and his friends did this at a party and the whole room was gross.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A word that people use to call you when you don’t wear a mask, but you probably don’t know what it means and just pretend you’re cool.
My friend got called a maskhole and said he didn’t care.
My brother was called a maskhole and just laughed.
My cousin got called a maskhole and said it was a ‘freedom statement’.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When someone eats you out while you sit on their face and you soak it like it’s a sponge and you don’t care about the mess.
My friend did this in the park and got yelled at by a Karen.
My brother did this in the car and the smell was unbearable.
My cousin did this at a party and no one wanted to talk to her after.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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