Face Magaliosis

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a face disease so bad it makes you look like you just got yelled at by a witch and a raccoon. Your nose goes up like you're sniffing a fart, and your face never goes back to normal.
My face looks like a raccoon got mad at me.
I think I caught Face Magaliosis from my cousin's dog.
My face is so ugly now, my mom thinks I'm possessed.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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a face condition that turns you into a walking insult. Your nose lifts like it's judging you, and your face stays like that forever, like you just lost a bet with a ghost.
My face is so bad, my teacher thinks I'm a ghost.
My face looks like it's been tortured by a sock.
I got Face Magaliosis from my brother's breakfast.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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a face disease so bad it makes you look like you just got hit by a toaster and a curse. Your nose goes up like you're smelling a dead rat, and your face stays like that for good.
My face looks like it was hit by a toaster.
I think I got Face Magaliosis from my neighbor's cat.
My face is so bad, my dog ran away from me.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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