face-looker

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A person you haven't met yet but you're already eye-farting them because their face is on the internet like a neon sign screaming 'look at me'.
I saw his profile pic and now I'm planning our wedding.
She has a face that could make a saint blush and a saint would still blush.
That guy has a face like a pizza that’s been left in the sun too long.
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A person you're drooling over from their face before you even know their name, like they’re the main course and you're just a hungry dog.
I stared at her face for five minutes and now I can't stop thinking about her.
That guy's face looks like it was made by God and then given to a teenager.
Her face is so good, I'd follow her to the moon and back.
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Someone you haven't met yet but you're already falling for them because their face is so good it could make a nun lose her religion.
His face is like a burger on a Monday. I'm in love.
She looks like she just walked out of a beauty ad and then took a selfie.
That guy's face is so good, I might need a new heart.
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