Face like a welder's workbench

My cousin's face looks like a welder's workbench. I'm not even sure if he's human anymore.

She walked in and said, 'I just got off a welder's workbench.' I believed her.

My boss has a face like a welder's workbench. I think he's been there since the 80s.

My neighbor has a face like a welder's workbench. I think he's been burned by a dragon.

My friend said his ex has a face like a welder's workbench. I told him to run.

My brother's face is so bad, I think he's been stuck on a welder's workbench since birth.

My teacher has a face like a welder's workbench. I don't know how she even survives.

My uncle walks in like he just came from a welder's workbench. I think he's been there forever.

My mom said my little brother's face looks like a welder's workbench. I believe her.