face like a welders bench

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a face like a welders bench is the worst kind of face. it’s like someone threw a handful of broken glass and burnt skin at your face and let it fester for years.
my cousin looked like a welders bench after she tried to be a rockstar and forgot to wear makeup
that girl from the bus looked like a welders bench and her dog had a better face than her
my uncle’s face looks like a welders bench after he spent 30 years drinking and smoking in a shed
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if your face is like a welders bench, it means you’ve been hit by life, and it didn’t hold back. it’s bumpy, pocked, and looks like it got flamed.
my mom’s face looks like a welders bench because she spent her whole life cooking and yelling
that guy at the bar looked like a welders bench and smelled like old beer and regret
my dog’s face looks like a welders bench after he ate a whole bag of chips and got into a fight with a raccoon
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a face like a welders bench is not a face. it’s a crime scene. it’s got burns, spots, and it looks like it was hit by a fireball and a punch.
my teacher looked like a welders bench after she tried to be cool and ended up being a ghost in a classroom
my brother’s face looks like a welders bench after he spent a weekend partying and fighting
that girl from the dance looked like a welders bench and her hair looked like it was on fire
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