face like a smacked arse

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a face so ugly it looks like it got hit by a truck and then a pigeon

My cousin’s face when he found out his ex got engaged

My dog’s face when I told him he had to eat broccoli

My teacher’s face when I showed up with a dead mouse in my pocket

a face so messed up it looks like someone tried to paint it with a bucket of spit and a broken nose

My brother’s face when he saw my pet rat wearing a hat

My mom’s face when I told her I failed math

My neighbor’s face when my dog pooped on his lawn

a face so sad it looks like it just got kicked by a donkey and then told it was ugly

My friend’s face when her cat ran away

My dad’s face when I told him I quit school

My little sister’s face when I ate her entire cake