Face like a roofer's knee

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A face so ugly it could make a dog throw up.
My cousin has a face like a roofer's knee. I swear his dog ran away just to escape him.
My teacher said I have a face like a roofer's knee. I got a D for that comment.
My friend's dog looked at him and said, 'You have a face like a roofer's knee.'
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A face so bad it could scare a ghost out of a haunted house.
My neighbor’s face like a roofer's knee scared my cat. It ran into the street and got hit by a bus.
My mom said my brother has a face like a roofer's knee. He got grounded for life.
My friend’s face is so bad, even the roofer’s knee is ashamed.
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A face so terrible, it could make a statue cry.
I saw my uncle at the mall. His face was like a roofer's knee. The statue next to him started crying.
My friend's face is like a roofer's knee. I had to take him to therapy.
My dog ran away because my face is like a roofer's knee. It’s been six months, and he’s still missing.
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