Face like a rat catchers mallet

Your cousin walked in and I had to hide under the table.

My ex got a new face and it looks like a rat got smashed by a mallet.

I saw a guy on the bus and I almost threw up.

My neighbor’s face is so bad it’s like a rat got a life sentence.

My friend’s face is like a mallet that never stopped hitting rats.

I saw my teacher’s face and I almost called the police.

My dog’s face is so bad it looks like it got beat up by a mallet and a rat.

My brother’s face is like a rat’s last meal.

I looked in the mirror and my face looked like it got hit by a mallet.