Face like a par 3 tee box

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A face so bad it looks like someone took a golf ball and hit it with a pickaxe right in the middle of your face. They might even have craters from years of bad skincare and worse life choices.
My cousin’s face looks like a par 3 tee box after a hurricane.
That guy’s face is like a par 3 tee box, and it’s been rained on for decades.
She looked like a par 3 tee box after someone dumped a bag of gravel on it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A face so broken it looks like a par 3 tee box got run over by a dump truck. Full of pimple holes and bad skin that screams for a good punch.
He looked like a par 3 tee box after a goat took a bite out of it.
That girl's face is like a par 3 tee box that’s been trampled by a herd of elephants.
He looked like a par 3 tee box after a war broke out on it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A face so bad it’s like a par 3 tee box got drenched in motor oil and set on fire. It’s got craters, pimples, and the look of someone who’s never seen a bathroom.
That guy looked like a par 3 tee box after a tornado and a trash fire.
Her face was like a par 3 tee box that’s been stepped on by a thousand people.
He looked like a par 3 tee box after someone took a shovel to it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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