face like a grieving cod!

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a face so sad it could make a cod cry at a funeral and then punch a priest
My mom just told me I have to eat broccoli for the rest of my life.
My dog ran away and took my sandwich.
My ex texted me a photo of my new best friend with a smile that said 'I know your secrets.'
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a face that looks like it just got told it can't wear pants anymore
My math test was all wrong and I had to do 100 push-ups.
My dad said I can't play video games until I clean my room.
My teacher called me 'dumb' in front of the whole class.
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a face so gloomy it makes the clouds look happy
My mom said I can't have dessert until I finish my vegetables.
My pet goldfish died and I didn't even know.
My phone died and I lost my favorite game.
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