Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a girl so hideous she makes your eyes bleed and your brain scream for mercy

My cousin looked like a fox licking shit off a thistle when she walked into the room.

That girl’s face made me wish I had a face like a toilet.

She came in and I thought my dog had eaten my homework.

2

a woman so ugly she could turn a unicorn into a fartsack

She looked like a fox licking shit off a thistle and my lunch was crying.

That girl’s face made my cat hide under the couch.

I saw her and my brain immediately started a revolt.

3

a female so bad-looking she could make a ghost blush and a demon vomit

She looked like a fox licking shit off a thistle and my dog ran away.

Her face was so bad I had to take a screenshot to save my soul.

I saw her and I instantly wanted to become a vegetable.

4

a girl so ugly she could make a toilet jealous and a rat cry

She came in and I thought my dog had a bad day at the office.

Her face was so bad I had to drink a whole bottle of wine.

I saw her and I immediately wanted to hide in a garbage can.

5

a woman so unattractive she could make a dead person stand up and scream

She looked like a fox licking shit off a thistle and my dog ran out of the house.

Her face was so bad I had to take a nap just to survive.

I saw her and my brain immediately checked out.

6

a girl so hideous she could make a zombie blush and a ghost cry

She walked in and my dog had a heart attack.

Her face was so bad I had to eat three burgers to forget it.

I saw her and I instantly became a vegetable.