face like a fat girls fanny

My ex has a face like a fat girls fanny. I left her for a pizza box.

I saw my uncle's face and I immediately wanted to take a nap.

My dog ran away from my face. That's how bad it is.

My aunt's face looks like it was slapped by a bag of chips and a fried chicken. I can't look at her anymore.

I asked my friend why he didn't show up to the party. He said, 'My face was too much.'

My boss has a face like a fat girls fanny. I'm starting to think he eats donuts for breakfast.

I saw my neighbor's face and I wanted to punch it. I also wanted to punch the sky.

My little brother's face is so bad it makes me want to cry and throw a tantrum.

My teacher has a face like a fat girls fanny. I'm failing math because of that.

My cousin's face looks like it was cooked in a microwave and left in the sun. I almost passed out.

I tried to take a selfie with my friend, but his face ruined it. It was like taking a selfie with a hot dog.

My mom's face is so bad it makes me want to hide under my bed.

My face is so bad I threw a party just to get away from myself.

I saw my dad's face and I instantly wanted to start a band just to forget about it.

My friend's face is so bad I invited her to my birthday party so I could avoid it.

My brother's face looks like it was dipped in glue and left in a swamp. I can't even look at him.

I saw my neighbor's face and I wanted to run away and never come back.

My friend's face is so bad it makes me want to get a job at a donut shop just to escape it.