face like a dropped meat pie

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a face so ugly it could make a donkey cry and kick you in the gut
My cousin’s face looks like a dropped meat pie. I almost threw up.
I saw this guy on the bus. His face was like a dropped meat pie. I asked him if he was feeling okay.
My teacher said my face looked like a dropped meat pie. I told her to shut up.
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a face that looks like it was hit by a meat pie and a punch to the gut
My dog’s face looks like a dropped meat pie. I think he’s mad at me.
My ex said my face looked like a dropped meat pie. I said I’d take that as a compliment.
I looked in the mirror and my face looked like a dropped meat pie. I decided to stop caring.
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a face so bad it could make a meat pie look good
My uncle’s face is like a dropped meat pie. He eats meat pies for breakfast.
I texted my friend and said my face looked like a dropped meat pie. He replied with a meat pie emoji.
My friend’s face is like a dropped meat pie. I told him he needed a meat pie mask.
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a face that looks like it was stepped on by a meat pie and a very angry donkey
My brother’s face is like a dropped meat pie. He eats meat pies and screams.
My neighbor’s face looks like a dropped meat pie. I asked her if she was okay. She said she was fine, but she was lying.
I told my mom my face looked like a dropped meat pie. She told me to go wash my face and eat a meat pie.
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a face so bad it could make a meat pie cry and run away
My friend’s face is like a dropped meat pie. He asked me if I wanted to eat a meat pie. I said no, I wanted to run away.
My friend’s face looked like a dropped meat pie. I told him he should get a meat pie tattoo.
My friend’s face looked like a dropped meat pie. I said I’d rather eat a meat pie than look at his face.
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a face so bad it could make a meat pie look like a beauty queen
My friend’s face looked like a dropped meat pie. I told him he needed to get a meat pie face mask.
I told my friend my face looked like a dropped meat pie. He said I should start a meat pie face club.
My dog’s face looked like a dropped meat pie. I gave him a meat pie and he smiled.
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