Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

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A woman so ugly she makes a toilet look good.
My cousin's face looks like it was hit by a garbage truck.
She walks in and the room goes dark.
I thought my dog was dead, but it was just looking at her.
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A face that could scare a ghost out of a haunted house.
Her face made my breakfast vomit.
She’s the reason I don’t wear mirrors.
I saw her and I immediately ran to the bathroom.
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A woman so ugly she makes a sewer smell like a flower garden.
She’s the reason I don’t go to the mall.
Her face is like a broken toaster.
I looked at her and my hair turned gray.
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A face so bad it could make a saint cry.
She walks in and the devil takes notes.
Her face looks like it was run over by a truck and then set on fire.
I saw her and I lost my will to live.
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A woman so ugly she could make a zombie want to go back to the grave.
Her face is like a dead rat in a trash can.
I saw her and I immediately texted my ex.
She’s so ugly I think she’s cursed.
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A face that looks like it was painted by a drunk man with a broken crayon.
Her face is the reason I don’t use makeup.
She walked in and my cat ran away.
I looked at her and my brain shut down.
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