face like a bulldog eating custard

My cousin’s face is like a bulldog eating custard. I think it’s cursed.

She walked in and the room went silent. It was like a bulldog eating custard had just yelled at everyone.

My mom said I looked like a bulldog eating custard. I took it as a compliment.

My teacher’s face is like a bulldog eating custard. I think she’s been eating expired custard for years.

He said my face looked like a bulldog eating custard. I said, ‘Thanks, I love bulldogs.’

She showed up with a face like a bulldog eating custard. I almost cried.

My aunt’s face is like a bulldog eating custard. I swear she’s been licking the floor.

My friend said my face looked like a bulldog eating custard. I said, ‘At least I’m not the custard.’

I saw her and thought, ‘That’s not a face. That’s a bulldog eating custard and it’s mad.’