Face like a Brexiter

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A face so grim it could scare a ghost. Full of grudges and bad breath.
I saw him at the pub, looking like he’d lost his favourite sock and his best friend.
He glared at the barmaid like she owed him money.
He sat in the corner like a grumpy goblin who’d been insulted.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A face that could make a toddler cry. All moans and misery, no joy.
He walked into the room like he’d been told he had to eat broccoli for a year.
He looked at the coffee like it had personally betrayed him.
He sat there like a grumpy old man who’d been told the sky was falling.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A face like a wet sock. Full of grumpiness and bad vibes.
He looked at the traffic like it was his enemy.
He sat at the table like he’d been dumped by his best friend.
He stared at his phone like it had insulted him.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A face that could freeze hell. All sour and moany, no fun.
He walked into the office like he’d been told he had to work on a Monday.
He looked at the sandwich like it had insulted his entire family.
He sat at the table like he’d been told he had to be alive.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A face that looks like it’s been hit by a bus. Full of misery and moans.
He looked at the coffee like it had ruined his life.
He sat at the table like he’d been told he had to stay awake.
He walked into the room like he’d been dumped by his best friend.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A face that could make a dog howl. All sour and grumpy, no fun.
He looked at the toast like it had personally betrayed him.
He sat at the table like he’d been told he had to live.
He walked into the room like he’d been insulted by the whole world.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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