Face Knickers

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those smelly rags you wore to choke the virus and your mom’s cooking
I wore my face knickers for three days straight and I still smelled like my brother’s gym socks.
My face knickers were so tight I looked like a hot dog in a toaster.
I took my face knickers off and my face felt like it was on fire.
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the thing that made your face feel like it was being squeezed by a raccoon
My face knickers were so uncomfortable I thought I was being tortured by a raccoon.
I tried to breathe through my face knickers and it felt like I was breathing through a sock filled with dirt.
My face knickers made me look like a confused potato.
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those stupid things that made your face look like a melted hot dog
My face knickers made me look like a hot dog that got run over by a truck.
I wore my face knickers so long I forgot what my face looked like.
My face knickers were so bad I got a face knicker tattoo to remember the pain.
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