face kill

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When someone hits the ball so hard it smashes into your face like a bag of bricks. Your face is basically a pancake after this.

My cousin got face killed in the volleyball game. His face was flat for a week.

The guy across the net got face killed so hard, he cried like a baby.

I face killed my brother. He still hasn’t talked to me.

A messy kiss between two drunks who look like they haven’t showered in weeks. It’s like a war between two smelly monsters.

My friend’s first date was a face kill. He looked like he had been kissed by a raccoon.

They got into a face kill at the bar. It was like watching a dog fight.

My sister and her boyfriend had a face kill. It was like a food fight but with tongues.

A creepy Dutch lady said this before she poisoned her victims. She’d wait until they were asleep and then feed them poison like it was a snack.

Maria Swanenburg said 'face kill' before she poisoned her neighbor. He woke up dead.

She did a face kill on her cousin. He didn’t even know what hit him.

Maria Swanenburg said 'face kill' to her victim. He died from arsenic and embarrassment.