Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A beard so big it looks like it’s trying to take over your face and your soul.

My uncle’s beard is so thick, I think he’s trying to grow a forest on his face.

That guy’s beard is so long, it’s like he’s got a horse head attached to his face.

She walked into the room, and I thought she had a full-blown beard party in her face.

2

A fuzzy mass that covers your whole face like it’s ashamed of you.

His beard is so full, I swear it’s got a life of its own.

She’s got a beard so big, it looks like she’s hiding from the world.

That man’s beard is so thick, I think he’s trying to become a hedgehog.

3

A facial explosion of hair that’s just begging to be touched and messed with.

His beard is like a pillow you want to punch.

That beard is so wild, it looks like it’s trying to escape.

Her beard is so full, it’s like a whole new person is living on her face.

4

A hairy nightmare that takes over your face and makes you look like a lost cause.

That beard is so bad, it looks like he got hit by a hairbrush.

Her beard is like a full-blown beard invasion.

He’s got a beard so big, I think it’s got its own personality.

5

A thick, fuzzy layer that looks like it was grown on your face by a mad scientist.

That beard is so thick, it looks like he’s got a beard lab on his face.

She’s got a beard so wild, it’s like she’s been in a beard war.

His beard is so full, it looks like he’s got a beard army.

6

A beard so big, it’s like your face is doing a slow-motion meltdown.

His beard is so long, I think it’s got a mind of its own.

That beard is so thick, it’s like he’s got a full-blown beard crisis.

Her beard is so wild, it looks like it’s been through a beard apocalypse.