Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your nose leaks like a broken hose and you’re too stupid to notice.

My cousin’s nose cummed so hard, he thought it was a sneeze.

I saw my dog do the face jizz after he ate a whole bag of cheese puffs.

My uncle’s nose cummed during the school play, and the audience started laughing.

2

The look on your face when you feel like you just peed in a pool of happiness and relief.

My friend looked like he just got a million dollars and a free pizza.

She saw her crush and made the face jizz like she just won the lottery.

He looked like he just escaped jail and got a donut.

3

A smug face like you just ate a whole pizza and won a bet.

He made the face jizz after he beat his dad in a video game.

My mom looked like she just won the lottery and ate a whole cake.

He saw his crush and made the face jizz like he just got a million dollars.

4

A stupid guy who looks like he got hit with a brick and a bag of dirt.

My neighbor looks like he got hit with a brick and a bag of dirt.

He looks like he got hit by a bag of rocks and a cat.

He looks like he got hit with a brick, a bag of dirt, and a cat.

5

A drunk man who shaves his leg and thinks he's getting a hand job from a hot girl.

He shaved his leg and thought he was getting a hand job from a hot girl.

He was so drunk he thought he was getting a hand job from a hot girl.

He shaved his leg and thought he was getting a hand job from a hot girl.

6

A face you make when you cum so hard, you think you’re going to die from happiness.

He cummed so hard, he thought he was going to die from happiness.

She cummed so hard, she thought she was going to die from happiness.

He cummed so hard, he thought he was going to die from happiness.

7

A guy who thinks he’s the best and lets other guys do whatever they want.

He lets other guys do whatever they want and thinks he’s the best.